20 cringeworthy comments, DMs, and texts: 'Bro, how is the shark older than the USA? I doubt the shark has been alive for 2023 years'

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    FU Comments 405K A Anderson Silva • 3h ago If you don't speak Portuguese you came to Earth without a purpose. See original (Translated by Google) x
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    Chrys @ChrysssRuiz - 19h 2012-2018.0 133 13,476 20.3K 20.3K Dinner Roll Matt @matt_shoalin C Replying to @ChrysssRuiz I don't get it, that's how long yah been married or?
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    liz @CHERRYEMOTICON What part of your morning routine takes the longest? evil @evilbart24 Deciding to get up
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    RICH people have small TVs and big libraries POOR people have small libraries and big TVs Rich ppl literally have in-home theaters. Please stop lying. :
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    theshining Dudes who order boneless wings close the fridge with their hips demonologique yeah?? and what of it?? my hands are full and my is fat, you wish you were me
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    164 comments jessica they actually make you go blind if you wear them for more than 1 hour 16h Reply Where did you hear this? 16h Reply jessica i made it up 14h Reply 702 55 X 1196
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    1,849 people notified on Citizen "REET- ⠀ FET DETAILS 3RD STREE 2 hours ago. 1154 ft Trash Fire Berry St & 4th St South of Market, San Francisco X 94107007 Just now Looks like my ex is back in town. FROM 911 COMMENTS SHARE
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    snips @fwra1234-3d today I have consumed 44 tic tacs 12 tic Tic Tac tac @tictac 372 Replying to @fwra1234 They taste better when you share them with friends! ;) 383 RETWEETS 372 LIKES snips @fwra1234.3d Replying to @tictac I don't have friends 27596 5 472 754
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    Energizer launches smartphone with battery that will last a week between charges @1 Energizer Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Ma imagine laying in bed, scrolling through your feed and this cinderblock slips out of your grasp and falls on your face
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    Comments 630 Likes 48.2K $$ 1w 응 X Richard Sarkisian You look like the guard in a castle keep that would doze off and let someone sneak by Reply 5758
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    Scientists recreate the face of a 9,000- year-old Greek teenage girl Sung Min Kim. @sung_minkim oh hi mark
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    Comments 404 x @danielscrivener6121 4 hours ago DIf the Gorillaz did a video in the style of Take on Me, it would look like this closeup ⠀
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    The oldest living shark, older than the USA 2,438 comments Bro how is the shark older than the USA I doubt the shark has been alive for 2023 years 3d Reply What??? 3d Reply 298 333 X The earth and usa was created 2023 years ago , I doubt the shark was the first person alive
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    shadysquid I up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen shadysquid I got the job
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    r/ADHD u/irldani. ADHD-C (Combined type). ly 23 21 41 33 "nothing ruins a person with ADHD's day like a 3pm appointment" 116 comments "I cant watch this movie, i have an appointment at 3" (it is 10am) Reb777 1d
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    Jackie @90sMariah.8h y'all i swear santa is in my house cause there's noise downstairs the fridge & fix up a sandwich #MerryChristmas boo Q 178 C C help yourself to 39 jackie @90sMariah 3h YALL MY HOUSE WAS ROBBED →
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    146 comments i_h ur feet are pretty long, whats your shoe size? 6-20 Reply Liked by creator bigt • Creator 9 but they grow to 14 6-20 Reply www. ym they grow
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    < Rach YOU MATCHED WITH RACH ON 9/1/21 That seafood does actually look good It is Imao Today 19:03 Today 20:02 Definitely gotta try em out Lol I guess I don't cook for men Sent
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    ALL Chir Aug on P PH Voy AirDrop Mom would like to share a photo. Your father and I are getting a divorce. Decline X Accept S art
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    new blue raspberry flavour go crazy 02 137 Nintendo of America Nintendo @NintendoAmerica Replying to @frozanez what 187 (→

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